Cow Jokes

Our school had Milk Spirit Week, so I created a few cow jokes.  Here they are:

1. What does the cow say when he goes to the barber?

“Cut the hair but leave the moostache alone!”

2. What does the baby calf say when she gets an owie?

“MooHoo! MooHoo!”

Hope you like them.  Give me a shout if you do.

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